
When you open the cooler, a stinky cloud of cajun steam hits you in the face.


We made it down to Louisiana today. There's so much to be said about the South. Growing up in Ohio, we're considered full on yankees by them, but in the actual north, we're just good old fashioned midwesterners who still drive too slow.
I love sweet tea. Actually, I'll sum up my thoughts by saying I married a southern girl. That'd be best. She's sweeter than the tea...and it gives me a little bit of cred when I'm down here. Now I'm not just another yankee...I'm the yankee whose over for the holidays.
Actually, the word Yankee is a great place to go next. It seems to hold a lot of weight down here. Up north, it's just a baseball team and it's not part of our normal dialogue, but down here it seems to be a big stereotype.
Case in point, we were in a bookstore in Georgia a few weeks ago and our singer, Matt, and I were buying magazines with credit cards. He was first in line and the lady asks for his ID. She was probably in her 60's with died black hair and a raspy southern smoker's voice. It takes her a second to find the info she needs because it's an Ohio license but eventually does and Matt walks away and it's all good. I follow suit and hand her my license from Tennessee. She looks it over and says,
"What you doing with him? You think the war is over and yall can just hang out?"
???????
I thought she was joking, but she wasn't. I didn't know what to say, so i just said,
"ya. I thought it was."
That was a weird experience and what she said was completely ridiculous, but there was something charming about the crusty old lady. I think it's because I learned so much about her southern roots from that brief exchange.
I should mention that I'd like to believe most southerners are actually NOT hung up on the civil war like this lady was. If anyone knows better though, i'd love some to explain it to me.
Let's move on to the finer qualities of the south. The hospitality really is warmest down here. There are nice people in the north, east, and west, but not like this. It's in the water here. I can't be this nice no matter how hard I try.
I also love southern food and I have to give the Byers, a family I lived with in Nashville from Habersham, GA, a shout out for introducing me to it. I'd be clueless to sweet tea, fried okra, real chicken fingers, and boiled peanuts if it wasn't for them. Thank you Byers.
So back to being in Louisana. Yesterday, on the drive down, we stopped at Lambert's in Missouri. If you could picture a cracker barrel that is bigger, green, and the servers throw hot rolls at you from across the room and walk around with southern side dishes while you wait, you'd get a little idea of lambert's. I had catfish and it was great.
Then today for food after the show, they brought in a cooler fool of cajun-seasoned crawfish. All I knew of them before today was that they hide under rocks in creeks and I used to try and catch them as a kid. I've never eaten them before and it was definitely weird digging into that cooler to grab one for the first time, but once I got going, it was pretty fun...cultural at least.
So what am I saying all this to really say? Well, I love being a midwesterner, but I've learned a lot about the south in the last 4 years that I never knew and they have a lot of heritage to appreciate. That's really it I guess. If anyone has any opinions, let's hear them, but for now, everybody head to the creek to wrangle up some dinner.

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We used to live in Mobile, AL and there was a Lambert's over towards Gulf Shores, AL. We really like their country fried steak. I was born & raised in Huntsville, AL but until I moved to Mobile I'd never had crawfish. I've fished with them, but never eaten them. They're good, but I've never gotten into "sucking the heads" out of them. Something about that just ain't right. I'd love to live some place with a cooler less humid climate, but I could never see myself leaving the South. I've put up with the heat and humidity in the South for 30 years now. I guess I can handle it for a little while longer. a-
wow. that lady really can't let go of the civil war herself. dang! if she said that to me it would have offended me. i mean , i'm a full out southerner, but i don't and never would be like that towards northerners. God bless that woman. it is crazy how people still discriminate. well, God introduces those encounters for a reason.
and all i have to say is crawfish=yummy!!!!
keep rockin, Dan!
And Thank You guys for making it down to Louisiana to play us some tunes! You guys are fantastic and you must come back soon, ya hear? lol
hey keeli,
thanks for stopping by the ol' blog here.
ya, it was a weird experience at the bookstore...very cultural you could say. She's from a different generation in an older world I guess. Don't worry though, I know enough southerners to know most don't act that way.
I guess in the end, i could of gotten mad or offended, but i knew it wouldn't really have changed the worldview of this lady, so i might as well find it a little funny.
Oh, Lambert's is good! I've been there a few times.
We've caught and cooked crawfish in our stream before. They're good, but it's a lot of work for a little bit of food! :P
I guess the thoughts/ideas/ignorance of the lady at the bookstore is much like past generations of white folk and their treatment of black folk. We're starting to see us younger generations leave the ignorance of our fathers behind us, all the while holding to the beauty of some of the things they've passed down. Sometimes we just have to CHOOSE to do the right thing.
You're a better man than I Dan. I'd have torn that lady a new one. Been like, "....I was raised in Ohio just like him, but you saw the TN license and thought I was from Dixie. Shows how ignorant your views really are....."
Still.....yankee might be a good new nickname for Matt.
Okay, I'm a from the south... the DEEP south 2 1/2 hours from the coast) and that woman was just plain RUDE! Good for you for not stooping to her level. I venture to think her attitude is of the older folk.
Glad to hear you got some of our yummy crawfish, but if you ate it in Moneroe, I daresay it wasn't quite what we call cajun! You see, anything north of Lafayette/Opelousas is what we affectionately call "Redneck" lol. Metairie (which is where I saw you guy's a couple of nights ago) and below to New Orleans is considered Creole or Cajun Creole. Their food is spicy, but it has a bit of "soal" to it. It's often refered to as Soal Food. Yummy! Above that area you have Cajun Country were the food is so spicy it'll make you choke if you aren't from here! LOL I live in the middle of Cajun Country about 20 miles south of Lafayette in a town called New Iberia. New Iberia is where your sugar comes from (for now) and Tobasco Sauce is grown (peppers) and made.
I hope you were able to sample some of our other world famous dishes such as Gumbo, Jambalaya (jumbo-lie-ah) or Etouffee (A-too-fay). If not, make sure you do your next visit... mais chier (may- sha) you'll regret you missed it the first time! We also love fried frog legs (yes, real frog legs) and fried alligator. SOME eat Turtle Saucepican (sauce-pea-cawn), but even that is too much for me! LOL
God Bless, you guys rocked the house!!! Ya'll come back now!
Dude that is pretty crazy experience you had with that lady. I hope your tour continues to go well. I wasn't able to go to the Athens concer cause i didn't have a ride and i have no car. so yeah. But i know ill be at the Atlanta fest thing
Yay Lambert's! Except that it's late at night and I'm hungry and now I want rolls...
For real though, Southern food is totally amazing.
...but Dan...ruining perfectly good tea with all that sugar! so sad! I tried to shield you from that travesty. LOL! ;-)
I look forward to someday having a cottage in the woods with a creek out back where I can wade with my grandkids and catch crawfish, except I call them crawdads. I think the official name of them is crayfish. I really don't know.
I'm glad your horizons have broadened but that you still hang out with us yankees. When can we come visit?!
Mom :-)
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